There's nothing wrong with me that a little goofy, ghostly classical referencing deriding the clerisy can't solve. So, here goes: I predict that in 10 minutes Hector Berlioz will once again rise from the grave and compose a second so-called symphony that no one likes but that everyone feels they should say they appreciate.
Nope, I was wrong. For something's still wrong with me. Or maybe that was just too little goofy, ghostly classical referencing deriding the clerisy.
I'm listening to "The Symphony," just one of The Great Courses from The Teaching Company's extensive selection of Fine Arts & Music audio courses. Wow, all the talking Prof. Greenberg's doing and I can't think of anything other than marketing drivel to say about the course? It's not my fault, however, for I'm but an unwitting product of Italian public schools, capice?
I need that book known in some circles as "Attacking Faulty Reasoning." I guess it's known in all literate circles as that since that's the title. See, I've done my level best to refute the logical fallacies that keep turning up on these oh-so-obnoxious conference calls I hold with some regularity, but I'm fresh out of ideas.
There really is something wrong with me, y'know. And I say it's all due to the premature removal of Wellbutrin from my diet. But I'm off to the shrink tomorrow to look at glossy yacht mags and whine about side effects. Ah, this is the life.
What will they think of next? Phoning from a blog rushes to mind, but
that's probably days away.
16 years ago
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so wait, let me get this straight. the corporate nazis at whatever evil corporation you toil for have made it so you can't access xanga? f'en bastards. who is this evil corporation and what is their address? i'll not lose half of my audience to corporate fascism. there's a boycott in here. i can FEEL it.
American Telephone & Telegraph.
that's it = STOP
no more telegrams for me = STOP
i'll wait for ma bell's next quarterly income statement = STOP
maniacal laughing will commence = FULL STOP
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