Well, I had to know for sure so I looked and found, as suspected, a total of nothing of interest. Maybe that's not entirely true, for I did learn that I shouldn't be chewing Bubble Yum at all since not a single one of the eight known flavors is kosher. It should be noted that the Website directs you to the package for Watermelon's nutrition information, but I really don't expect to find a picture of a smiling Jew giving the thumbs up next to a large "Kosher O.K." stamp anywhere on that package.
I also saw that Bubble Yum was introduced in 1975, but anyone with access to a World Book Encyclopedia already knew that the much-respected but ca. 1976 Bubblicious missed the maiden voyage of the soft bubble gum boat that sailed out of LifeSavers Co. Harbor by a full year. I shouldn't think that I even need mention Hubba Bubba, which was about four years behind the leader of the "big bubbles, no troubles" ... dare I say it? ... pack.
Maybe you'd like to discuss Freshen Up - I know I would - but it is not bubble gum hence doing so would be a bit like comparing Savage Sour Apples and Orange Outbreaks, if you will.
I went to the dentist today. After blithely scraping off all the coffee-stained tartar I've been working so hard to build and maintain, he went on to tell me that my TMD mouth guard is ready and has been since just after my last visit six months ago. So I proceeded to tell him that I was still awaiting his call to that effect. And further, I continued, until I get said call, I will not be picking any guards - mouth or otherwise - up. Since I wouldn't let him call me on my cell phone from his office while I was there because that would've been just a little ridiculous, that's probably him now. Hold, please.
That was my dentist. It seems my mouth guard is ready, so I must drive the 40 miles back to his office to get it. I mean I was just there this morning! What a jerk. Small wonder I'm a practicing anti-Dentite.
2 comments:
what i find interesting about that kosher bovine/bubble gum diagram is the absence of black jack gum in the ass region of the non-kosher section. i'd think that'd be the most appropriate location for it based on taste. just goes to show you that everything you read on the internet is bull.
Well, I really didn't expect you to kowtow to me just because I threw up a diagram.
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